Rumors from the Ass

Past Rumors (10/04/2000):

ok, i've said a lot of shit about oliver miller and the fact that he's a useless, lazy, fat, slob of a player, but it seems as if there is some truth to this. according to legend, while big ollie was playing in toronto, he snuck out just before half time and was seen standing in line, in his uniform @ the pizza window. jeez man, you that hungry??

marcus camby is ready for the knicks to trade him. almost every trade rumour that involves the knicks involves camby (aside from the ewing deal). the knicks have stated that no deals involving 'significant players are immenent.' however, they are interested in either derrick coleman or elden campbell (or both) of the horntes who are said to be 'untouchable'. yeah right. look for a deal to go down with the knicks upgrading their front court before the season starts.

sam cassell is not happy with his current deal (what player isn't??). it seems he signed for less in new jersey believing that he'd make some coin doing endorsements and when he was traded to the milwaukee bucks, his value shrunk faster that george's willy when he got out of the pool. the problem is that the bucks cannot afford to redo his deal as they are maxxed out.

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