Rumors from the Ass

Past Rumors (09/25/2000):

there's a deal in the works that might just solve some of the grizzlies problems. the deal involves the knicks and the 76ers, along with the griz. here's who would get who

griz: george lynch and erick strickland
76ers: marcus camby, chris childs and 2 draft picks that the knicks got in the ewing deal (possibly a 1st and 2nd rounder)
knicks: othella harrington, brent price and matt geiger
my question is: what did the griz do to deserve this anal screwing?? they are giving up a starter (harrington) and a quality back up point man (price) for basically shit. the 6ers are the real winners getting 2 starters and 2 draft picks. i'm amazed.

sounds like if joe smith's contract is voided, he might just become the newest maverick. mark cuban (the owner) loves joe and feels that his style of play would fit in nicely with his team. also, that would make for a very BIG front line of bradley, smith and dirk nowitski. damn yo.

seems as if paul pierce has been stabbed 11 times in the face, head and neck. reports state that he was in and out of surgery for 5 hours. reports say that he was kickin it @ a club with some friends and a rap group (who call themselves Made Men) started a brew-ha-ha and all hell broke loose (or something to that effect).

well, it's time to plug the canadian olympic basketball team. early this a.m., they beat the reigning world champions of basketball, yugoslavia. this put them in first place in their pool with a record of 4-1. also, this means that they won't have to play the USA until the gold medal game. their first round game is against france, which'll be a better game than most people are predicting. they have a couple NBAers and some talent that hasn't made it overseas. look for canada to win, and then win their next one and make a game out of it against the USA in the final (or may we all be crushed horribly from above somehow).

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