Rumors from the Ass

Past Rumors (08/04/2000):

it seems as if the brian grant to new york deal is getting tossed aside. the latest rumour i hear is that brian will be sucking ass in cleveland (also known as the city where careers die). there's a sign and trade deal in the works that has grant going to the cavs in exchange for shawn kemp. no i know, all of you are wondering 'ed, what do you think of this deal?' well, i don't like it. the blazers are getting rid of grant so they can make some room in their line-up for jermaine o'neal. with kemp, they have the same problem they have with grant. too many superstars, not enough positions. this is why i was digging grant going to nyc in exchange for marcus camby and either allan houston or latrell sprewell.

i'm pretty upset with the whole tmac saga. first off, the magic (well, technically the raptors) signed him for way too much money (in case you hadn't heard, he and grant hill signed for 92.7mil/7yrs each). tmac hasn't led his team in any major statistical category nor has he been named an all-star (or named to the all-rookie game). also, he had a problem sharing the spotlight with vince in toronto. what makes him think that he'll be anything different in orlando. he's just gonna be ghill bitch. hell, he's not even playing the position that he was drafted, sf. hill is there. if i were tracy, i would've signed in toronto and waited 3 years to win a title.

ed