Rumors from the Ass

Past Rumors (07/17/2000):

well, i have news, but it doesn't make sense. apparently, blazer fans would rather have brian grant in their line up than rasheed wallace. what the fuck are they thinking?? sheed is an up-and-coming superstar. grant, on the other hand, isn't. the way i see it, the blazers would have a better future with sheed in their line-up than with grant in there. but hey, i'm not the gm. i'm just a fan.

pat riley may have another superstar on his roster to compliment mourning. riley feels that he is close to landing eddie jones. eddie has said that if he does leave charlotte, he won't leave them high and dry and will agree to a sign and trade (jeez, why can't more guys be like that, ie tmac). the only stipulation is that riley can't send 'YMCA' players in exchange. so, riley may just send either pj brown or jamal mashburn (but not both) and then another player. who that player will be, i'm not sure, as riley won't give up two starters for EJ. staying with the heat, they are thinking about signing isiah rider. what does ed think about this?? GOOD GOD NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! rider will only bring the team down. in every city he's been with, the team's been better off without him. so would miami. also, the heat will try and resign timmy hardaway and anthony carter. although neither has a deal on the table.

ed